Moby The Destroyer
Long ago, I had to learn and conform to the fact that I cannot give Moby nice things. Anything that says "she spent a lot of money on this", goes straight into his chew-and-destroy list. There's a part of me that believes he thinks "it's funny to play those tricks on mom"... or maybe he's just a modest dog, that likes to keep it simple. In any case... Sigh.